I do miss Dixie Carter, so much.

Even better, it's from when he was coming up through the Beijing minors!

So what? Are we supposed to sneer at people's choices for where they hold their parties now? If the wedding party wants to have a reception at McDonald's, I'd bet they're probably pretty easy-going, and will have a good time. Not everyone feels compelled to blow massive wads of money on a wedding & reception, and put…

When I was a toddler, my dad's police-trained GSD was my constant companion, and best friend. All the way into my elementary-school years, he was like the big brother I didn't have.

German Shepherds are the best dogs on the face of the earth. What a beauty!

They may also reaching back to the 80's and saying, "PSYYYYCHE!!"

BRITS AND EUROPENS!

HAHA! Thanks very much! By all means, please finish your Chick-fil-a before it gets cold! :)

The Florida woman had to think fast,

Can't say that it does.

So this was an Aramark taste-testing focus group?

I was expecting a Randy Johnson-worthy explosion of feathers:

Well, they can turn off the internet now. This just won everything, ever.

You're right, I could see Voight too. I probably defaulted to Walken because I just saw him in a commercial for a movie.

Holy crap, Christopher Walken is a matador?!

"Yep."

Dolphin-fuckery, apparently.

Female dolphins, on the other hand, apparently have muscles in places you've never imagined, and do all sorts of ... things that we humans can only dream of.

Hell yeah!

So I've learned two things today: Kat makes jokes about multicolored cereal, and the term "strident" has baggage I wasn't aware of.