This is the best Michael Caine impressionist:

Yeah, all women must have breasts! Are you for real?

I think you left out a “didn’t” before “use [...] autotune” there.

Hey, now, don’t be knocking Underworld, which not only has had a reasonably diverse cast in some movies but is also partly about the experience of a PoC (in this case, writer/werewolf Kevin Grevioux’s experiences with interracial dating)

Aah, geselligheid. Sorry, no, you can’t get that by yourself.

You’d prefer the Larson remake?

It would have felt like stunt casting because he’s never been known as an actor.