Because I'm unpublished and horribly unorganized I'm doing lots of things, let's be festive and list 12:
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Number 23 sort of suggest this. But I would specifically prepare by training every minion in the are of being a sniper. One shot. One kill.
Ok but you've really kind of taken all the fun out of being an evil overlord. In fact, I posit anyone who would come up with such a list and stick to it, probably isn't going to become an evil overlord.
I love posting this because it's soooo relevant to soooo many questions like this. Forgive, please, as I posted this last week, but it is specifically relevant to superweapons... This is from the olde usenet Peter's Evil Overlord List:
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Actually, agroecology and other sustainable approaches such as Holistic Resource Management and urban and peri-urban production offer opportunities to produce all the food that will be needed. In the book I talk about how Russia and Ukraine switched to garden culture to provide food after the fall of the Soviet…
I'm just assuming it's actually Johnny Depp, too.
This is more fun than the work I should be doing. Mistake Not My Current State Of Conversational Termination For Disinterest, But The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Ire That Are Themselves The Milquetoast Shallows Fringing The Vast Oceans Of Wrath Of My Boss Demand That I Meet This Deadline...
You are definitely treading in Grey Area and may lead people to believe that you have a Screw Loose due to the Flexible Demeanor and Nervous Energy of your reply. Others may believe that you are suffering a Momentary Lapse Of Sanity, or are Just Testing the Conventional Wisdom. You may be Experiencing A…
Obviously I'm not a Recent Convert, though I have changed my name due to Unacceptable Behaviour as I'm clearly a Problem Child who is low down on the Ethics Gradient.
Because there is only a finite supply of AWESOMENESS.
I prefer the famous Transformer 2 FAQ some hack writer made a few years ago when it came out.