I have a bold idea: how about governments not air their grievances toward each other via Twitter? Just talk on the fucking phone or something.

Telling people they need to work to get benefits without creating jobs for them to work at is an especially shitty way to treat people. What jobs are they supposed to work at?

This.

I desperately wish Gabourey had made the clerk jump through as many hoops as possible, buy a whole bunch of stuff, then immediately return it. It would drive the clerk batshit crazy, having to serve a black woman, consoling herself with the fact that at least she gets a nice commission, then having to kiss her…