David Tracy must be crying in one of his rusty jeeps. 10 more years and that Jeep would’ve been rusty enough for his collection

Silly Kristen, that’s not a collection of Ferrari parts; that's the super limited Ferrari GTO Superleggera edition.

The only good toaster is a dead toaster

And the answer is the hacksaw that comes with the Elise

Oh sure, when I rip off an article from the Warzone, its a shitpost, but when Torch does it, he gets paid.

A car worthy of the Deliverator

No VTEC, no sale

Don’t forget people.

Everyone has a price

In Russia, PC mods you

Hallowed are the Ori

Am I the only one who sees a wing that could hold more cocaine than the Countach wing?

Destroy it with thermite

That acceleration is small fry; HiBEX almost hit Mach 8 in just over a second, achieving +300 g in atmo. This is what you need for a RATO unit.

And here’s the textbook for the follow-on course

Did you ask Metzger why Mercedes wasn’t using rust as its primary structural support?

Terrible, none of them have the VTEC logo anywhere.

Why would I want to be reminded of nature? I’m in a car to drive away from nature. Don’t forget nature is mankind’s oldest enemy and now it has infiltrated our cars to kill us via distractions.

Damn you Nissan

Needs RGB lighting to spice things up