All it needs is a rocket thruster for more boost

Remember kids, if you snort enough cocaine you get superpowers, just like this guy.

WHERE’S THE COCAINE!?!

Being able to see is for chumps. Real pros drive with the hood up. Better for the engine and thus better for you.

Heels are extra

Maybe this is a problem for you lower primates confined to Minkowski space, but for us higher dimensional beings driving along the Lorentzian manifolds of de Sitter space, the Wilcot Robot is a godsend.

Torch, you’ve obviously never heard of the Sprint and HiBEX antiballistic missiles. Those accelerate at ~100 and ~400 g’s respectively.

So basically all the cars are freakish genetic abominations?

They’ve been “re-educated” for optimal integration into this brave new world

The nitroglycerin/gelgenite definition is probably a reference to its gel like consistency that resembles thick soup. Modern plastic explosives (before they cure into solids) resembles thick cake batter in consistency due to having more binders, desensitizers and brisance enhancers.

This is how you deal with those Canadian dissidents

Matrix code is for noobs, hacking things through time is where its at now

Torch, while I applaud the idea, I think you’re seriously underestimating the insidiousness of liquid contents, which will inevitably cause loss of structural integrity of the bagel dough. I advise coating the inside with some sort of food grade was like beeswax/carnauba wax as a liquid barrier.

If only we could get some Doritos sponsorship, it would be the dorito trifecta.

Ugghh. Why would you even let poors touch your car? It’s bad enough that they can look at it. Best to keep it away from their grubby hands

I see your motorcycle chariots and raise you this:

Calling El_Uly

Upgraded diesel electrics and the newer AIP subs are pretty damn quiet

This. Ground pressure would be way too high, so mobility would be nil on unprepared surfaces.

In Rust We Trust.