Get your name on Mars 2020 rover that will probably outlast humanity and puzzle future and perhaps alien xenoarchaeologists with profound and discerning questions such as:
So one of my work colleagues offered me a small side gig, but wants me to sign a contract for the job, which would specify how much I would be paid for the work.
Didn't know he owned a motorcycle company.
Remember this song?
The goddamn Pillsbury doughboy lied to me.
Why do ”I’m up for anything....” and “I’m down for anything...” mean the same thing?
Later Bethesda, it's been nice knowing you
Its in the moonlight!
How many oppos are actually shaved apes pretending to be human? Do you text/browse/email/etc while on the toilet?