The goddamn Pillsbury doughboy lied to me.
Why do ”I’m up for anything....” and “I’m down for anything...” mean the same thing?
Later Bethesda, it's been nice knowing you
Its in the moonlight!
How many oppos are actually shaved apes pretending to be human? Do you text/browse/email/etc while on the toilet?
I guess when you live in the desolate frozen tundra known as Canada in the middle of winter and you gotta eat, you eat anything you can find. XD
Is next week. Get ready to eat that turkey.
knockoff faithful replica of the Eames lounger and ottoman costs $1500. The original goes for ~$5500. WTF?!
Looks like Drago is working as a corporate personal trainer these days
Waiting in line for replacement plates on a rainy Saturday.
A robot's best friend