I just saw him in Dragnet. He was a hippie academic.

We all know it’s the Jeep Thing... Hyundai wants in!

Hey David Tracy, you see all that rust?  I have a bridge to sell you.

I did that same thing once.

only taller.

Well, we’re not just talking panel gaps but also things like roofs flying off

Not if you add a large enough nose cone. Think of it as an excellent crumple zone addition.

My 2019 had some cosmetic issues and a door handle that was faulty. Both were fixed in the first few months and its been problem free since. I replaced the 12V battery about a month ago which was a pain because no one carries it so I had to get a Tesla mobile tech to do it but they never charged me which is nice. I…

Maybe they’ll start making some LucasArts movies, like Monkey Island.

He didn’t describe nailing the brakes, he described slowing down (even if cars were behind) so that he and the cars behind him could maintain momentum (i.e. not stopping).

Journalist: “what do you think about [controversy]?”
Interviewee: *shrug* “Dunno, really.”
Journalist: “[Interviewee] has commented on [controversy]. WHY WILL THIS CONTROVERSY NEVER END!?!?”

Came here exactly for this.

He means gun magazines, as in “literature”, not magazines as in “bullets”.

“junk food and gun magazine 7-Elevens”

That’s what they sell. What’s your problem?

If the train didn’t want it, it shouldn’t have worn such a flimsy lock.

I mean, if you ever get burgled, remember - you had a choice to secure your house and chose not to. 

Yeah I was waiting for the sarcastic punchline on this, and it never came. 

This weird apologist take is just bad. These people are thieves, stealing things from OTHER people who legitimately bought something despite the poor economy. This isn’t a stick-it-to-bezos thing. This is impacting folks like you and me who work to pay their bills, then get their hard-earned shit stolen by someone who…

I just wanted a reason to post this commercial of him singing Duran Duran

What if you were ejected from the volcano whilst in a fridge?