Those are usually open anyway. Most men avoid them unless it's an emergency.

People should be able to use whatever pisser is open. Although, if you “popped a squat” next to me at the urinal bank I might fall over laughing.

If Freddie thought that was a fat ass, it’s a good thing he didn’t make it to the 21st Century.

When you donate $250 million you can name the building after whomever you want. I suggest you name it after yourself. Numb Nuts Hall has a certain ring to it.

How dare Yale let an alum that paid for the building name it after one of the most influential people in American history? A man who realizing the error of his ways later became an abolishionist. Yale should have taken his money and named it after someone of real accomplishment, like Tookie Williams.

Allred is a hack. Her cases are tried on Access Hollywood not in court.

Saw The Game last weekend at a water park with his kids. He was wearing board shorts. I'm not buying what those Instagram photos are selling.

Every time I see Sam Bradford I think of this guy

Sooooooo Hawt!

How about this statistic? Leicester City has 3 more wins and 1 fewer loss than Tottenham. That shit is old timey. What do the advanced metrics say? Get off of my fucking lawn, nerds!

+1 Bicycle Kick

You are right, but unfortunately he’s a Gator. So, fuck Chris Collinsworth.

Did your friend live in Atlanta?

You poor bastard.

This video is on right now. Unreal.

+1 Pocket Full of Kryptonite

Someone needs to whip that motherfuckers ass.

There is a reason people become prison guards; they aren't qualified to be cops.

You are. The Florida Department of Corrections is a corrupt cesspool. It’s prisons are an overcrowded cauldron of animosity and racial violence. Sexual assault is a rampant. They don’t call the youthful offender boot camp a gladiator school for nothing.

Rape is common in penal systems all over the globe. Anglo has nothing to do with it.