True Millennials don’t buy new cars or used cars. They build them out of artisanal driftwood and penny farthing tires, harnessing the energy of the sun reflecting off the moon.

OK, let’s use a side-on view of the 5-series Gran Turismo:

But look at its capabilities! It can go near grass!

Those kinda creep me out. It’s like they are made out of people or something.

This is a good point, and while I’m paid to get the best price for my clients (and I understand that some people in the industry don’t like that), I don’t beat people up over $50 or $100 especially if they have been straightforward from the get go. Now if the dealer down the street is $800 cheaper (which has…

you should probably check out more of Ms. Lee ESQ’s posts before you comment... go ahead, we’ll wait.

You’re right, it’s not like there are any negative consequences to letting corporations make rules without regard to human safety concerning those things. Especially since the NRA and GOP told us it was ‘Murican to be stupid enough to ignore the scientists saying that pollution does, in fact, pose a threat to the…

My Mini Cooper S used to get me mugged all the time.

The last honk concert I went to was Florida Georgia Line.

TWO-POINT-OH LITERS?! WHAT IS THAT IN FREEDOM UNITS? HAW HAW HAW IS IT A CAWR OR A BOTTLE OF DIET MOUNTAIN DEW

You expect me to settle for a common engine like a V-8? What, do you want me to be mistaken for a poor?

Thank you! That’s high praise, considering you drive like 3.7 miles a year. (I’m not a math guy.)

I should note that, no shit, I worked with two excellent editors on this, and they were able to help me knock this down from 8K words. So a reduction of approx 2,500 words. That was no easy task.

The 3 links at the bottom are the same gif of The Premise Of TaleSpin Is Absolutely Insane When You Think About It post.

Pineapple.

I mean, I’m white and am privileged because I’m white. Yes, intersectionality is a thing and privilege is more complex than a binary, but white privilege is still something so tangible we can practically hold it in our hands.

White privilege is just a phenomenon that manifests in cultures that are 1) primarily white and 2) have been in some way a benefactor of imperialism. (So, for the most part, America, but also to a lesser extent, places like the United Kingdom, heavily caucasian sections of Europe, Canada, South Africa, and elsewhere…

This is the most Canada thing ever.

Perfect location. There’s a ton of room at the Mitsubishi exhibit.

Kubang?