That’s pretty much all movies set in NYC in the 70's

GMAC went after my Mom’s estate when she died about halfway through her Cadillac lease. They said that if we wanted to turn in the car we had to pay all the remaining payments and refused to budge on that. They threatened to sue the estate.

You can not reason a man out of a position he did not reason himself into.

Your bullets can not harm me, my wings are as a shield of steel!

Trickster is pretty good, if you’re looking for shows featuring indigenous people. Sadly, it was cancelled due to some unpleasantness with one of the producers.

I know, right? I stopped watching this show like six or seven years ago. I can’t believe people are still watching it.

Is Egypt in the Tri-State Area?

You’re being ridiculously paranoid. You should consider therapy.

Come to Greece, we’re nicer.

Is this a joke or are there really people out there who find the simple arithmetic required to keep score in bowling challenging?

There’s always some studio d-bag who feels the need to urinate on a project so they can claim a bit of the credit if it turns out to be a success.

Getting good at baseball can be tremendously expensive. It’s a very technical sport. The days of just picking up a bat and glove and becoming great are long gone.

I would watch the shit out of that

There were two independent investigations into the incident, one by Yale New Haven Hospital and the other by the New York State Department of Social Services and both concluded that no abuse took place. While “obvious” might be a bit of a stretch, the preponderance of the evidence is clearly on Allen’s side.

Coach stays.

Yeah, I average about 24mpg, which isn’t bad really. I can get about 30 on the highway if I put the cruise control on 65 and bop along.

Tax the rich, man. 

I’m 6'1", so I had to drive mine with the seat angled back like 30 degrees. Still had a lot of fun driving it. 

I had a 1985 GSL-SE with the 13b motor. It was a nice upgrade from my 1980 VW Scirocco S.

Kirk quotes John Masefield’s poem “Sea-Fever” in the TOS episode “The Ultimate Computer”. The nautical elements of Star Trek were baked in from the jump.