It’s the only jib I got, baby!

He wouldn’t write “aaaah”. He would just say, “aaaaah”

Yes, that’s the joke. Or at least, that’s the joke in my head, since it’s not the one the writer intended.

I still think it’s a funnier interpretation of that line.

Chekhov’s vial of poison. 

That’s actually my Father’s car. Seriously.

I had one of those. Backed into a building with it once. Big hole in the building. No damage to the car.

I am Queens Boulevard!

I would pay a lot of money to see that

The thing is, driving for the apps isn’t a job, it’s a business, and if you don’t understand basic things like expenses and taxes, you run a good chance of screwing yourself.

You have to factor depreciation in as well, but the repair costs listed are for the several years spent driving rideshare, so it’s impossible to come up with an actual cost.

Except for that time he slit his loyal minion’s throat in front of Walter and Jesse to make a point. 

Last appliance I bought I just ordered online from Costco.

Sure, but a WRX is not just an Impreza with a turbo. Going from an economy sedan to a performance/rally car requires extra bits.

The current gen Impreza and WRX are built on two, entirely different platforms.

It’s clearly wrong. Whether it’s faked or just fucked up, I can not say for sure. 

I’m pretty sure that most people do agree on these things. 

Some guy parked his fucking pickup truck in the blue, hatched area of the handicapped space. Not only could my friend not deploy the ramp, there was’s even room to get into the van.

I would marry her again every day and twice on Sunday

The WRX is a perfectly acceptable Dadmobile/Mommobile.