Andre is an ad executive, not a lawyer. I think there's a rule now that every AV Club review has to have at least one factual error in it.

I don't think he needs to stop using cocaine. Clearly he needs to use more cocaine.

I'm not a big fan of fan films in general. With some notable exceptions, they're often painful to watch.

Makes me think of the Mrs Columbo TV show.

I don't know that The Master necessarily sees Eph as a threat. But Eph has been made as one of Setrakian's crew and he's the one The Master wants for sure.

With vampires coming out during a total eclipse, the first thing I thought of was the Woody Allen story about Count Dracula mistakenly venturing out during a solar eclipse, with predicable results.

The first rule of Usenet is that you don't talk about Usenet.

Why? Because he didn't betray his country for a piece of ass?

RIght? I spent most of the first season hoping he'd die in a horrible, flaming, car crash and now he's one of the best characters on the show.

It's probably best not to release the shows at all than to try and strip out all the music. WKRP is painful to watch after having been butchered in this way. Best I just stick with my fond memories of the show.

It's not unlikely that he knows she wants his sperm and is fine with it.

They should have gotten James Randi (or maybe Penn Gillette) to play themselves pretending to be a psychic and doing cold readings.

If it were the Moonies, she'd be asking him for money.

I thought it was a nice nod to the fact that most killers aren't criminal masterminds and are generally caught without much effort.

The future dance is from Buck Rogers In The 25th Century

It was literally random. I believe they picked the names out of a hat.

So…I guess this show isn't actually going anywhere at all then? Didn't one of the show runners mention that the first eight episodes could be seen in pretty much any order and after that there would be some kind of plot arc to follow? I guess Fox decided that they just wanted a sci-fi procedural and nixed any sort of…

No idea? Really? No idea at all?

During the original rampage she had a super-soldier robot body. This time around she had the super soldier robot head but only a sexbot body, making her more vulnerable.

Interesting that the ninth episode show is the actual ninth episode. According to Futon Critic, the episode order has so far been: