Pot just got legal in my state, I have no idea how much or what I’ve smoked so far.

I recommend taking off your mittens before typing next time, my Canadian friend.

Soooo...Mt St. Helens seems like it should be hot but is actually cold inside?

I am in no way qualified to answer this. Local numbing works by stopping magical signals from traveling to or from the pain things. Sounds like this did something similar.

Because eating a poisonous snake would be fatal.

I’m just tacking up handwritten flyers on telephone poles.

I’m looking to form a club.

I like the pumpkins but candy corn’s size makes it easier to cram whole handfuls in to my mouth.

The Candy Pumpkin master race says hi.

ESA’s entry in the contest:

A *glaring* omission from the original list for sure!

I do the same thing with beer! Although with some types of beer, it’s not much of a transformation.

It is a relatively easy way to make a sword but isn’t a crowbar much more useful the way it is? Just sharpen the hooked end and you have a weapon, pryer, grappling hook, and suspension hook all in one.

No thanks. I’ll keep my crowbar.

Not a single one!

NYC squirrels do not give a fuck.

This is a very interesting and informative video about a young chess geniu...

You owe me a new keyboard

Talk about burying the lede...