I preferred the Japanese version of Ninja Warrior. Everyone took it so seriously and the fact that I couldn’t understand what the announcer was screaming made it all the better. Some say Nagano is still just barely losing on the rope climb...

Let me tell you a tale of predatory corporate ownership and media consolidation...

“All complaints should be sent to our Offices pictured here”

just how high was the guy who wrote that article?

Holy shitsnacks! Bringing phrasing back April 25th!

are we not doing phrasing anymore?

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

Yeah, I definitely agree that it’s really tacky and definitely something they shouldn’t have posted, but just because of the crudeness.

I mean it’s pretty juvenile but is it really that sexist? Maybe it’s just because I hang with a lot of women that swear like sailors and uses phrases like this pretty freely. I guess the online gaming thing adds another level as well to this whole thing as well.

“calling for help probably only made Kobe madder.”

“I think we’ve lost who we are.”
“Who are you?”
“We’re the Boston Red Sox.”
“[whispers] I think we need to sit Cam out.”

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

Well, being able to get over the yips is part of what determines if you’ll make it as a professional athlete or not. Everyone’s gotta deal with the pressure. It’s part of the job description.

Bullfighting...not his Fortes!

Now, I believe, and please correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe the aim of bullfighting is to not get gored. Am I correct in this statement?