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Time to play everyone’s favorite game: Most craven Republican defense of Trump. But really, as always, there are a variety of flavors to choose from, and it depends on how you like your bootlicking cowardice. Do you like blatantly mischaracterizing the situation? Here’s John Cornyn, a master of the form:

No.. what he means is, if it was near the riots, then accidental damage is to be expected.. (like parking next to a fire hydrant.. are you really surprised when the fire department damages your car to get to the hydrant?.. they have a job to do).

J.R. gotta hire better goons. His homies should’ve pushed him out the way and dropped elbows themselves. Dude is worth too much money to be out there bad like that. 

Fuck him. Charge the guy with damaging private property but then Smith with felony battery.

“You can keep performing, the hand can stay inside the butthole.”

I honestly read the headline as “socks” and was really looking forward to an article about crazy socks breaking senatorial protocol, or perhaps socks worn as a signal.  Am very disappointed and would love it if you could rewrite from a sock perspective.  

They were deleting diesel particulate filters and egrs, and DOCs.

1. This is definitely a false equivalency.

Okay.

I’m actually mad that you got Uncle MeatFeet’s name wrong all these years. He earned that name (not sure how but I’m curious) and you did him wrong by shortening it. I think Marlo Stanfield said it best...

Was it just me, or did the protesters both seems stoned as hell?

That joke was fairly clutch.

by the time they found him he was just carry on

Grow up.

I’m skeptical about any form of voter predictability/turnout because I was alive in 2016.

So 2016 wasn’t rigged against Sanders? Interesting take that seems to ignore all facts.

“Why’s daddy eating a bowl of Golden Grahams with Royal Milk Tea instead of milk?"

*Too many centrists blame him.