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Time to play everyone’s favorite game: Most craven Republican defense of Trump. But really, as always, there are a variety of flavors to choose from, and it depends on how you like your bootlicking cowardice. Do you like blatantly mischaracterizing the situation? Here’s John Cornyn, a master of the form:

No.. what he means is, if it was near the riots, then accidental damage is to be expected.. (like parking next to a fire hydrant.. are you really surprised when the fire department damages your car to get to the hydrant?.. they have a job to do).

J.R. gotta hire better goons. His homies should’ve pushed him out the way and dropped elbows themselves. Dude is worth too much money to be out there bad like that. 

Fuck him. Charge the guy with damaging private property but then Smith with felony battery.

If respectfully listening to the police ends with citizens in handcuffs, what is the lesson here?

“You can keep performing, the hand can stay inside the butthole.”

Those cities will be hollowed-out monuments to the hubris of man. It’s like the next pandemic; it’s not a matter of if, it’s a matter of when.

I honestly read the headline as “socks” and was really looking forward to an article about crazy socks breaking senatorial protocol, or perhaps socks worn as a signal.  Am very disappointed and would love it if you could rewrite from a sock perspective.  

They were deleting diesel particulate filters and egrs, and DOCs.

1. This is definitely a false equivalency.

Okay.

More like pollut’her amirite

I’m actually mad that you got Uncle MeatFeet’s name wrong all these years. He earned that name (not sure how but I’m curious) and you did him wrong by shortening it. I think Marlo Stanfield said it best...

Was it just me, or did the protesters both seems stoned as hell?

That joke was fairly clutch.

Grow up.

I’m skeptical about any form of voter predictability/turnout because I was alive in 2016.