mrcalilife
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mrcalilife

It may be the only ladder you’ll ever need but you’ll also need back surgery after lugging it all over. There’s one at my work and it is the biggest pain in the ass to move so I never use it, light fiberglass is the way to go.

It may be the only ladder you’ll ever need but you’ll also need back surgery after lugging it all over. There’s one

I’m sorry but the mermaid mafia costume is pretty great imo. 

who’s body-shaming? I’ve only seen positivity on this post, which is a nice contrast to the way most of the internet treats affleck.

My friend was one of those who found themselves without a job. He seemed pretty positive about the experience considering its end. Also seems like employees were aware the company wasn’t doing too well as he addressed his facebook farewell to all those laid off earlier in the year.

Do you want Zombies?! Because this is how you get Zombies.

Maybe they’re different on the West Coast but our black widows here in cali don’t look like the photo, they’re pitch black except for a red hourglass on the bottom of the abdomen, never seen markings on the top.

Where’s the video?

As the video of him trailed off he minimized the shit out of his apology with this BS, “I guess I’m just a patriot.” Fuck this guy a million times sideways.

I literally did not know this movie came out.

Fair enough. I just feel like if he wanted to pull this stunt he would have found someone else to pull the trigger if she refused. I mean, her tweet did express concern and hesitancy about doing the stunt.

I don’t think she should be punished. that’s like punishing evil kenevil’s mechanic after a stunt gone wrong. Sounds like dude told her to shoot him.

Get this one for $24 like I did, it even lines up with the calibrated professional one my wine importer friend has(if he gets a DUI he basically looses his business). Not everything needs to be “smart” and connect to your phone.

“(The racism, not the penis, stupid.)“ I just spit up my coffee, hahahaha! 

White person here. I make the same assumptions lol. when they actually aren’t I’m genuinely surprised.

When have humans done anything “right”?

any mention, reference to or actual witnessing of a finger or toe nail bending backwards or bending until it cracks.

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ALL THE STARS!

“Can I keep that?!”

I totally get high before my workouts and if I’m on a day-long bike ride a bowl break can really take the edge off and allow me to push harder than I would have and more comfortably than I would have. #PerformanceEnhancer