I already look back on this lost opportunity with a profound feeling of regret.

My favorite is to just wait until they’re finished and let the convo continue until someone asks me for my thoughts because now I’ve gone silent and am usually at the heart of the issue because I started the convo. I start with, “Well, if I could have finished my sentence...” or “Those are some good points I was about…

Dat Booty tho.

Damn.

It should be 1/1,299,792,458 seconds

I hate this guy’s face. Anyone with me?

Or, you know, he could just turn one of those compressed air dusters upside down. I used to freeze stuff with those all the time as a kid

nvm, figured it out.

nvm, figured it out.

the swig savvy water bottle coupon code isn’t working for me even though I’m trying with the 20oz stainless version. any advice?

the swig savvy water bottle coupon code isn’t working for me even though I’m trying with the 20oz stainless version.…

I love how the woman with the backpack is just on her phone for a full 8 min like, “What water?”

This is exactly how I would expect the average Walmart customer to behave.

These are for food?

Diggin the crazy mcdonalds drive-through lady reference, lol

ahhh, I am most definitely literate... oops

His wife??? The real question is who would agree to marry this fuck.

hahahaha

#Addicted

Shit, this one hits close to home, so many friends at UCLA right now :(

interesting, i haven’t had a problem doing so with mine, maybe there’s a defect in the plastic part on yours or something. Anyways, sorry yours doesn’t work correctly.

interesting, i haven’t had a problem doing so with mine, maybe there’s a defect in the plastic part on yours or…

maybe you just don’t know how to use the little lever that controls the suction of the cup? The lever toggles pulling the middle of the suction cup away from the suction surface, creating a vacuum force inside the suction cup, thus causing it to stick to the surface. So basically you can turn the suction cup on or off…

maybe you just don’t know how to use the little lever that controls the suction of the cup? The lever toggles…