Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

Sure, but again, we’re talking about a game in El Paso at noon on a weekday. I don’t think fan interest, TV viewing, OR play quality are actually part of the equation here. No one is tuning in to attentively watch without a rooting interest in either one of the two teams or the point spread, and those folks are…

Plus, Fournette is black, while McCaffrey is white. So there’s that.

#amidoingitright?

He also post-dated their final paychecks for after the championship game.

Somewhere, Mel Kiper, Jr. just became erect.

He’s just another hard working American who doesn’t need a college education to provide for his family.

Not sure what it is about McCaffrey but he sure has grit, wouldn’t expect such a selfish decision out of a high motor guy like that.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

So to recap events:

I was certain that Rams’ challenge was that Ryan was, in fact, dead...

“After the play, Case Keenum took over for Goff, who was taken to the locker room” While in the locker room, he made a miraculous recovery, then asked a trusted equipment manager to smuggle him out in a huge laundry basket so he could get as far away from Rams as humanly possible.

Jon Ryan might be dead.

Craig Sager was the only white man who could get away with dressing like the Bishop Don Magic Juan every single day. Legend.

As an infrequent consumer of NBA games, but well aware of Pop’s persona, it was his actions during Sager’s return that spoke loudest about the high regard and respect that coaches and players had for Sager. It also confirmed that in the category of curmudgeon/evil genius coaches, Pop is unrivaled in his humanity and…

Yeah, both Popovich and Sager are guys that I really wanted to hate a while back but I just ran out of reasons to be able to.

Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.

At least for the last guy, sure.

Well charges were never filed. End of story there right. Must be nothing at all to see. Lord knows upstanding police departments the world over have never neglected to do their job before when it came to student athletes and sexual assault. Phew, glad we can all Move on now 

I’m not sure a 90 second video can prove consent. This is precisely why I always ask any potential sex partner if I can record a video of the entire encounter. They leave immediately and I don’t have to worry about being charged with sexual assault.