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They’re on their way to becoming certified monorail engineers.

Teri Hatcher is a serious home chef - references: I saw her on a charity episode of Chopped a few years ago, and she was hilarious and delightful. She was talking to herself the whole time (my personal stressful cooking strategy) and told a very funny story about her daughter “prepping” her for the experience by…

Service animals and emotional support animals are not the same.

It sounds like you haven’t even seen the film.

“What’s the deal with beloved websites’ UI needlessly being redesigned, making them un-fucking-readable and unnavigable?”

- Jerry Seinfeld, last week

Well, at least he’ll never have to reset it, because he’ll never forget.

I hope these cities keep stepping up and showing that, no, not everyone in this state wants things this way (looking at my home state, Texas).

Without that context your entire article is meaningless

Sure, she’s a fine actress, and I’m going to her movie, but since a star can basically be bought, I just don’t see it as an “it’s about goddamn time” kind of thing, as if she was being denied for some reason like “Oscars So White” etc.

Would imagine someone working such a trivial beat might not be a cauldron of toxic rage all day.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

The media are determined to ignore everything Trump does. Cause they want a “horserace.” So, as he himself claims, he could shoot someone on fifth avenue and no one would blink an eye. Cause he’s held to the crazy standard.

I loooovvve Briana. I would be so proud of her if she was my daughter. I know Vicki can be awful, but she had to do something right as a mom for Briana to turn out so well. Briana should totally get bumped up to full time, that is pure genius!

Eeeew I forgot about Danielle. Ew. Speaking of enlightenment, as an Indian woman I’m really hating the constant reference to ‘Namaste Teresa.’ NO.

If you are a crafty person, Jo-Ann Fabric has the best fucking coupons because they let you combine them. They have an app you can download that is basically all coupons and you can take the 40% off one item coupon that they mail you, and combine it with the app coupon for 20% off your order and walk out with $100…

This is clearly an unpopular opinion here, but is it really so wrong to acknowledge that Labrie’s life was ruined? That instead of the world gaining an obviously intelligent man who might have grown into maturity and empathy and done something good in the world, we’re stuck with an 18-year-old sex offender who can’t…

Truthfully, no lives matter. We did nothing after Sandyhook. Kinda shows that we don’t care who dies, even little kids. Once you’re okay with that, the discussion ends.

College is a place where you are confronted with people who are different from you. People with different political and religious beliefs. People who are of different races. People who may not understand your culture or sensitivities.