“You know what I like.”

I’ll never forget the time Jody Watley got inside Greg Kite’s head in the ‘86 Finals. I mean at the time she hadn’t reached solo star status, but had some leftover fame from Shalamar.

I am doxing here but fuck him

This game really was an amazing reminder for those of us that don’t really concern ourselves with the Eastern Conference also rans that Scotty Brooks is still alive and well.

In his 13 year career with the Bulls, Jordan played a total of 35,887 minutes. In a 14 year career, LeBron has played 40,844.

I love this team. Very psyched for them to get crushed in the conference finals!

unfortunate mic placement

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

I preemptively feel bad for whoever his cutoff man will be.

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

Hardcore UFC fans will sleep a lot easier tonight as soon as someone reads this to them.

So he bites as an announcer, too?

One of my friend’s kids was there. He made it onto Instagram:

A good dog.

I hope they get Mike Fratello; headline: “Suns Turn to White Dwarf”

That’s for you to ask the Flames...

The BYU kid had to have been Provoked.

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.