Thanks Huffpo! Oh wait, this is Gizmodo, right? The tech blog?

What is wrong with you? No, seriously. What’s wrong hunny boo boo?

Does any reasonable person think that you’re going to shitpost from a government account and Trump is going to allow it to continue? Seems reasonable to me to ask them to stop posting on Twitter until further notice.

Hail to our glorious new leader!

Save for maybe half a dozen or so picks, I wouldn’t classify these people as “very rich.” Well off, maybe, but I guess that doesn’t work as well for clickbait.