No, that’s clearly a young Mandy Patinkin.

Did you say 80s Yuppie Killer?

I find prowler was the perfect name for this car though as i feel anyone who still drives one may be a child molester.

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If I’d seen this ad 27 days ago when it was posted, my dog might still be walking around with that cancerous tumor.

That’s alright - there’s always room for more...

‘68 Thunderbird says “That’s cute...”

I'm not an interpreter or captioner myself but I'm very familiar with this as a Deaf person. It looks like somehow, the practice file that captioners use to essentially train the computer to recognize names was sent into the broadcast stream.

Generally, a captioner will spend time before an assignment inputting all…

It's like Robocop if he had Downs syndrome.

The 996 was horribly unreliable, and poorly built. If you didn't know otherwise, you wouldn't think the 993 and the 996 were made by the same company.

11-foot-8 bridges are made from 11-foot-8 trees.

OMG yes! Nobody is happy when you catch your necklace on the gearshift.

You'll have to bring back drive-in movie theaters too!

Rear-facing back seats in station wagons/minivans/crossovers/SUVs. My mom's '97 A6 Avant had them when I was a kid, best feature 5 y/o me could imagine on a car.

More of these

Just from the gif, what the fuck was the red car doing hitting the brakes?

The two places I could never work would be a scrap yard and a pet shelter because I'd fall in love with everything and bring it all home.

"but, it"

If you can get both of them to projectile vomit at the same time, it's kinda like afterburner...

Found it.