mrburneyburnman
mrburneyburnman
mrburneyburnman

Not trying to be the dick here, but you’re working at Kotaku, not the Wall Street Journal. Articles are regularly chock full to the brim of typos and inaccuracies. It’s the nature of the blogging game (particularly the blogging game that Kotaku is a part of). I’m sure the fast pace is stressful, but if you feel like

Fuck old people.

Everything (literally everything) should be skippable. Cutscenes, dialogue, tutorials, gameplay sections, crafting, mini-games, etc. etc. etc. I remember when that woman who wrote for Mass Effect or something like that took so much shit for saying she wished the gameplay parts of games could be skipped. I could not

Naw, man. It would be way more like if you wrote a book and you put a picture of Zoidberg on the cover and said the book is “Presented by Zoidberg Nation.” What you’re describing would be more analogous to her talking about Zoidberg/Futurama on one of her streams, which is totally OK. I’m not necessarily defending the