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Facebook jokes may come and go, but Little Women jokes are forever. Well played, show.

I could see Holt having no interest in food and yet recognizing the cultural importance of identifying the best pizza in Brooklyn. Being Holt, he would appreciate the most obsessive metrics possible.

Yes, Keith played a terrible tribal, but it's unfair to describe his idol offer to Wes as "half-hearted." Every time these two face off, they go all-out. (Keith beat Wes in an immunity challenge with the idol in his pocket!)

Lots of great suggestions already, but if you're looking for more girl-centered sketch (after Broad City), Smack the Pony had its charms.

"Henry Freddy is the perfect temp," right?
[Not one to nitpick a charming review. Just want to make sure I read that correctly.]

On a season where we keep talking about food, every alliance seems to be full of cannibals. Go figure.

Heck, I'd settle for "52" Montoya, fighting monsters and globe-hopping with The Question.

Keith, you have an idol. For crying out loud, forfeit the immunity challenge to your son. Call it a birthday present, whatever.
This season, man.

Democrats in Colorado must be allergic to envelopes. Every time there's a mail-in-only election, we get crushed. Thank goodness Hick has some appeal to independents.

I'd say get your eyes checked, but the optometrist might accidentally artificially inseminate you while checking for glaucoma.

In the late seasons of Suite Life on Deck, the writers would occasionally give airhead London ridiculously clever jokes. I figured it was their way of thanking Brenda for sticking around, by giving her some actual comedy for her demo reel.

Certain episodes of "My Boys" were straight-up adorable. Plus, it was a "Chicago show" that almost understood Chicago geography. That's rarer than a tap-dancing unicorn.

In the spirit of Blood vs. Water 2, he'll make the whole team donate blood . . . then take away their fresh water, too.

Baylor was never going to be popular with fans, but pairing her with her mom just launched her into full-out goat mode. Yikes, you two.

It's based on Paul Giamatti wanting an Emmy.

Needs more indecipherable drunken slurring.

"Ritalin" would be a nice retro choice.

Natalie needs to be careful. Outspoken girls tend to lose friends fast on this show. Rocker was an easy target, but Keith is (was?) on her team.

All joking aside, if they cast Brenda Song as a slightly unhinged middle-aged man with cosmic powers, and asked her to play it completely straight (like Blanchett in I'm Not There), that could be the most amazing superhero movie ever.

Like the B, Selfie flips from outrageous to sincere on a dime. The Internet gimmick hurts more than it helps, but it's interesting to watch Eliza fight for acceptance from women traditionally viewed as unpopular (at least on TV).