For wannabe stand up comedians like me struck by stage fright, I welcome being thrown at with virtual fruit.

God bless you, you’re the guy who lets me get my single kill.

All games on all platforms getting a two-year delay so I can even remotely catch up.

i also hate when video game blogs only talk about one game :)

We must push the payroll.

I have come here to chew mushrooms and kick ass... and I’m all out of mushrooms.

Gladio’s cup noodle quest made me buy a cup noodles. But then the cup noodles reminded me why I never buy cup noodles.

Knowing my luck, I’m going to draw her three times in the first week, while I *still* can’t get Gilgamesh.

Of course she can sing well. She is a terminator after all. It’s all a part of her plan to get at John Conner and Kotaku is acting as an unwitting accomplice... or are they?

Track: When I Grow Up | Artist: Garbage | Album: Version 2.0

Matt Damon.

Hey Sony, do you remember that you have a mobile device called “Vita”?

As does Arc The Lad.

Wild Arms deserves better.

Sad?

I’ve always thought the NES Mega Man sprite just looks kind of sad. He’s forced to fight and destroy his robot brothers when he really doesn’t want to.

The ending to Mega Man 2 makes it seem even sadder. The battle is over, but, at what cost?

Or, maybe he just played Mighty No. 9...

Using ZELDA as your name in Zelda 1 didn’t skip the first dungeon. It put you on the Second Quest with a whole new overworld map and new dungeons.

Here on a game blog, I thought this was just going to be an article about an awesome final boss that became a huge meme and a very underrated action game.

Instead it’s a bunch of political bullshit personal hot take pushing a personal belief and agenda that has zero point being on gaming blog site. This type of garbage…