“for all host cities of NCAA events.”

We can’t all be Doc Ellis, CC.

“Clearly he’s never been with a three-tittied lady.”
-Charles Barkley

Somebody take away his bacon.

Does urinal etiquette still exist if the restroom is furnished with those dividers between urinals?

Some say he’s a natural.

It’s a slow domestic abuse day.

[Brings up Cubs 1908 World Series.]

Wow! It’s like an orgy in there!

You do not understand Illinois’ area codes

“Yeah, no” is a stupid way to start a comment

yeah and then they scored all those points.

Nobody gives a fuck. Everybody dies.

Why do the Raiders get dehydrated piss-gold?

DeAndre Jordan: [shoots]

It’s a shame, really. The Gomez’ are usually stellar housekeepers.

He didn’t eat his gloves or the base. I don’t see how he’s acting “hungry.”
#truth

Anthony Martial is Humble, a Child

I went to a program where literally none of this happened. Half male, half female. Everyone got along. Nothing inappropriate.