So you change your beliefs every time you are annoyed. God it must be really easy to manipulate you.

LOL. As if he’s not going to go down as one of the best players ever. Negates it all. Give me a break.

Damn. That’s a lot of candy.

Swiss army knives have tons of useless gadgets and crap knives that dull too quickly if they were ever sharp to begin with. I have a kitchen knife from Victorinox that’s decent but that doesn’t translate to a good multi-tool or pocket knife.

Just plain sour cream? Pretzel Chips? Seriously, I’m lost here.

Fucking seriously, it’s not even funny to joke about taking Florida. Florida is without a doubt one of the 8 states that you would jettison if you had a choice.

Hahaha. Yeah I came across my “C” not too long ago with some patches. I went to a private school and I don’t really think money was the reason no one had a letterman jacket.

Um, are you joking? Swiss Army knives are complete trash.

Seriously. No one wants Pittsburgh. He just threw in some middle of the road states to try and not get killed in the comments section for being a West Coast elitist.

Except for the drinking water part I would say that this is not generally sound advice.

Grapefruit Marmalade?

Adding anything other than plain yogurt to a smoothie would be crazy. Even though a lot of PB has some added sugar it’s not that much especially if you substitute some water for the OJ.

Not to diminish the astoundingly idiotic things Curt and MMA fighters say, but have they ever said anything as dumb as Kyrie Iriving? The answer is hell no they haven’t because even that worthless POS Curt Shilling knows that the Earth is an oblong spheroid.I guess Shaq is also dumber than we thought.

I’m pretty sure there will be plenty of knife enthusiasts openly mocking your pathetic knife list so I can skip to being outraged by the weed thing. Holy fuck of course Indicas and Sativas are different and give you different highs. It’s not hard to tell either; Indica = Sleepy, Sativa = Trippy. I know that’s a gross…

That onion hand though. WTF?

Wow. That was fast. I mean it’s obvious you don’t have a leg to stand on so let’s just change the subject. And who said anything about Canada anyway? Congrats on this truly idiotic display though.

The schadenfreude is real. The only thing that dampened my enjoyment of the occasion is that the guys on TBS kept sqawking about how everyone’s bracket was busted because Duke lost. Sure.

“the C-word”

“the C-word”

They hope. With that horrendous shooting form I doubt this kid is any better than D’Angelo Russell.