What about Pa-Pa?

“Where’s dinner”

Ummmm... Certain Industries, most notably finance and weapons manufacturers, definitely have “conspiratorial” aims against society (it’s not really a conspiracy, just how they function). But what was your point?

Their postseason failures of late have kept their fans quiet enough not to be that bothersome. Plus at least people don’t fellate Romo and the ‘boys the way the do Aaron Rodgers and Russel Wilson. 

Buddy, I hate to break it to you, but you aren’t very clever.

Yep, forgot about how much he loves gold. You got me there. For sure it will be interesting.

I’ll trust facts thank you very much, not some fucking bozo on the internet. Last time I checked, which you can freely do yourself any time you want, Georgia has a population of about 10 million and 51% of voters in the state chose Trump. Massachusetts on the other hand went 60% for Clinton and only has a population…

Golden State Warriors. I don’t think Kerr or any of those guys would be keen on getting Cheetos dust all over their shit.

Something tells me Drumph wouldn’t invite Kerr and the Warriors to the White House so they might not have to turn anything down.

Give it 50 years. Either we will have triumphed, or America will be something you only read about in history books. Either way people will look back on this time in history with derision.

LOL!!!! Bea Arthur was not a name I thought I’d come across today. Collinsworth is the absolute worst. Every time he opens his zombie like mouth I cringe a little.

Really doubling down on that stupidity, huh...

Wow, you win for dumbest comment of the day. The Patriots are from Massachusetts, you know, one of the bluest states in the nation...

The whole debacle coalesces everything we hate about the guy into one neat little package. And rubbing his face in the fact that the balls, obviously, have absolutely nothing to do with the Patriots on field success is why we care. 

I live in Los Angeles and I can hear people cheering for the Steelers while I’m watching the game at my house. Needless to say, yesterday was wonderfully silent.

So many annoying fans, but what really gets me is the insufferable slurping dudes like Aaron Rodgers get from the moron bros on Fox. Or the worst fucking announcer in the history of football, Chris Colinsworth, salivating over Leveon Bell, who I guess came up with a new way to hold a football and run with it... I mean…

Oh please, Steelers fans are 100% as bad as Patriots fans, who are also just as bad as Packers and Cowboys fans, but none of them come even fucking close to motherfucking Seahawks fans. The Falcons have been a gift from heaven this post season.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Multiple cheating scandals... Man, you pathetic losers just just love grasping at those straws, huh? Seriously, what would it take for you to realize that, even if all the allegations are true, it doesn’t matter and no one cares?

Yeah, but the rest of Georgia...

That’s some truthiness I can get behind.