Click bait headline should read:

You’re being deliberately obtuse, aren’t you?

I love acute little angle food cake.

That’s acute.

Sure. Set your sights higher that bot-level writing. We can find videos.

They should have called in the squat team.

Kristen, it really, really seems like you’re making the rules here. You don’t like they way red tops look and you’re entitled to that opinion. At best, the look sets your examples apart. At worst, those examples will look “dated” in several years when red tops fall out of fashion - which they likely will.

You’re deranged.

This doohickey sounds like a bunch of mumbo-jumbo malarkey. I’ll stick to my tried and tested fuel efficiency booster, Thank you very much!

Calling an XJ a crossover is going to rustle some jimmies.

“I hate Tesla vanity plates.”

Dooooo iiiiiitttt.

I’ve been having trouble finding rear window trim panels for my beloved Daewoo LeMans. Crank up the production lie!!! ;)

Give GM some credibility back.

The yellow covers look great. All add one look great. Why else would we buy cars with extra bling? It's a mentality. Covers, extra strips, decals, add ons .... it's all a childish mindset, so why not leave the protectors on? These kind of cars are more important to owners than their own health! 

That is an offal thing to say.

“My worry is more the tranny than the motor,”

But electric motors only have 3 moving parts! They shouldn’t ever require maintenance.

Your Tesla couldn’t even make 100k without needing a $30k battery pack?  That’s pathetic.

****He is selling the car 1 week after major repairs****