World record is held by Eddie Hall at 500 kg/1,102.31 lbs. Respect Eddie and edit the post.

“Hey guys, I was shredding some waves the other day, and it was just so dope. So doggone fresh. It got me thinking, you know who else is pretty dope?” [sits in backwards chair]. “My bro Jesus Christ.”

Trump talking to athletes (“although I hear his sister may be the best hockey player in the family...”) is exactly like when a priest, during his sermon, tries to use cool kid lingo to connect with the kids. “So, the other day I am jamming on my hoveringboard with my nephew and thought to myself ‘isn’t God lit?” You…

Imaginary sexism is the worst kind of sexism

Just goes to show you how much these glory boy millienials want to jack up threes instead of playing true, fundamental basketball. With that height advantage, a drop step in the post and a layup (no dunking, it’s disrespectful) would put him a lot closer to 100 percent. But he’s about the ladies he’s not about the…

The Gang Dines Out is just a tour de force and a wonderful culmination of every character’s development to that point. The single five second gag with Charlie and Mac locking eyes across the restaurant is funnier than most sitcom episodes in their entirety.

The Gang Desperately Tries to Win an Award is the best written. It is one big shit on the Emmies and the shows that win them.

“Part of the reason” you “prefer” one survivor over another? What in the fuck. Alrighty then, I’m sure they’re “glad” to have your “approval.” Pathetic.