all of them

having worked in the auto industry, doing nothing at all is probably 95% of all management.

Over the top wedding toasts are stupid and make it more about the person toasting than the people receiving the toast. It should not be a performance piece, should not rely on inside stories only understood by a small group of people, and should not last longer than 90 seconds.

Cutesy wedding shit (choreographed dances, lip dubs, raps, what have you) is a scourge in general. This best man did everyone a favor by keeping it simple and classy.

Hai, doggie.

The Room is lovable bad.

Denny, two is great but three’s a crowd. Hahaha.

What a story!

Real talk, as someone who is uncomfortably obsessed with The Room and has read the book The Disaster Artist, I have really high hopes for this movie as something other than a comedy. The book is unexpectedly warm and touching.

The Cup is the best.

- The evolution of the Cup design is fascinating, from the original bowl to today’s Cup.
- The fact winners can drink out of it. The NFL, NBA, and MLB trophies are all boring for that reason.
- There are 3 Cups. The original bowl, which is too fragile for use now and on display in Toronto. The…

They both take the ball from the center. Sometimes throw. Sometimes hand off. Both would like their guys to keep the ball. Both probably aren’t fond of interceptions.

Chris, you punted. It’s not like we’re debating astrophysics with Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

Nothing like a washed up punter weighing in his expertise on a QB who regularly beat him twice a season

Fantastic line from the SBNation version of this story.

I’ll be the one to defend Step Brothers. It’s such a ridiculous premise that utilizes Ferrell’s man-child persona perfectly. It may not be a great film but it’s certainly one of the funniest films I’ve seen in the past decade.

There is only one Eddie Murphy movie on this list, Trading Places. No Coming To America, 48 Hours, The Nutty Professor, Boomerang or Bowfinger. And not a single Pixar film.

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats

How fucked are you in the head to be Putin and take part and not be pissed that everyone is not trying around you? Like that’s a serious pathological issue, right? Because while I also suck ass at sports, if I was in the same position, I would be PISSED that no one was trying.

I hate Ken Holland, and getting that confirmation about him being unwilling to get kicked upstairs earlier this year just buried the needle for me. The kind of egomaniacal asshole that he must be to not make way for the icon of the franchise has buried this team in shit, and will continue to do so until somebody…

Blue Balls Matter