Edit: Norm beat me to it
Mr. Brownstone
mrbrownstone25
This honestly sounds like something that would get booed at an NFL game
If they could bring in Mike Lombardi they could assemble the best team of all time using their unique strategies of favoring players who are “good at football” and avoiding players who are “not good at football”
It’s only corny until you do it
It’s not the battery percentage that’s concerning, it’s the 73 tabs on a mobile browser
Why make the rest of us suffer for his mistake?
I thought this article was going to be about this gem and the embarrassing double-downs that followed:
Actually, it’s Bad
That Landers article from 1999 was a round-up of things she had written over the course of her career, so it shows that it likely existed well before 1999. That only jumped out to me because I know there’s a line or two in Infinite Jest that is very similar, which came out in 1996.
Conducktor
Pats are winning the Super Bowl too. Prepare yourselves.
What were the chances Hue Jackson outlasted Ty Lue?
“We’re not as good of a team as them, so lets start our worse players to make ourselves even less good than they are, and see if that works”
Jaguars Junction is really the only Jaguars-related Deadspin content I’m interested in...sorry.
Yes
Kind of a lame plot for American Vandal season 3, but I’m interested to see what they do with it
Go fuck yourself
When you refer to another Chuck Johnson, do you mean the one who shit on the floor? It’s hard to know because there could be any number of Chuck Johnsons, and I wouldn’t want to get one of them confused for the Chuck Johnson who shit on the floor. If there’s another Chuck Johnson out there who didn’t shit on the…