You’ve made the same mistake as in your initial reply, by assuming what the point of the joke was, and are again incorrect. You’re also now trying to make it seem like you’re sort of morally superior or something for declining to listen to the audio clip that provides the basis for this conversation because it…

Okay well since you’re willing to Google the guy to respond to my post but not listen to the actual fucking audio, there’s no reference to the fact that Lockwood being ugly in 5 years will affect his career. So, yes, that is in fact the difference.

Did he also say the man wouldn’t be able to have a job on camera because of it? That’s the difference.

Just posting to add to the ratio against you, you fucking moron.

I’d trust Adolph Hitler with my oven over you.

Imagine being older than 15 and describing yourself as a “stoolie” unironically. It’s breathtaking.

I’m for sure more likely to pay close attention to Game 5 than I would’ve been after another hideous blowout

I say give it to him. If the Ravens and Orioles demand and get hundreds of millions of dollars for something that benefits them and them alone, racing should as well.

Why was your law professor giving you practical advice? Law school is for learning how to read cases from the 1950s, not how to practice law!

I hear that

Am I missing something here? He posted it in 2012 but that doesn’t mean that’s when it was taken...

thank’s

how could you do this larry bird?

I’m guessing there’s not a single type of bodily secretion that Lord Stanley’s Cup has not met.

Nah, you were pretty obviously trying to draw a connection between me calling out a Barcelona fan and being a Patriots fan, but once I pointed out that you missed the context and the two are unrelated you decided to pretend like you didn’t. You’re correct that I’m a dick though, so I guess you got something right.

Right, and do you see me complaining about how another NFL team is too successful? Because that’s what the equivalent would be. No? Okay, then move along, dumbass.

You’re a fucking BARCELONA fan. Shut the fuck up.

I didn’t know Dennis Miller posted on Deadspin

sometimes I look down at the keyboard to make sure I’m not typing “wizzlesnatch” by accident or what have you

If they were looking to give the Celtics another chance wouldn’t they have just called the foul initially?