And why I’m so good at mine!

Zero tolerance as in, “If you assault a woman, we’ll do zero about it.”

Seeing Fuckface von Clownstick achieve mainstream popularity has obviously emboldened these creatures. The consequences of this election will be felt for years to come.

LET’S GET READY TO RUMBOOOOO

From: Russell M.

I bet this was engineered by Helena.

Unless that King’s name is Don, apparently...

If I tweeted the things Trump tweeted, I would almost certainly lose my job. So, this will be a hard pass.

All Idiots Matter

That’s Jeff Triplette...Pete Morelli was busy swearing into a live mic in Foxboro: http://deadspin.com/pete-morelli-with-a-moment-of-honesty-during-bills-pats-1787334488

What does Mike Tyson have to do with this?

Favorite non-All Star season?

30 minutes north of DC would be near Baltimore, which basically doesn’t have public transportation compared to DC.

Has Bill Simmons gotten worse and worse or have I just gotten more and more discerning? Some combination of both?

Maybe he should take some of that saltiness and uhh direct it uhh towards those Saltines he uhh says he loves so much

Schilling has said a lot of horrible things, but taking a shot at Khaleesi, Elizabeth Warren? No. That’s too far.

The most annoying addition to the scoreboards this year has been Fox putting each team’s record under their city abbreviation. The box is already pretty small (which is good!), but now you’re cramming even more clutter into it, even though those numbers aren’t going to change over the course of the game.

That Justin guy up in Canada seems pretty hip. Justin T...you know...Justin Timberlake!

Every week that I don’t win thousands of dollars on FanDuel is rigged. I am amazing at fantasy football and there is no other explanation. I will continue to fork over my money until it works itself out and I start winning.

It’s nice that he’ll have some fun memories to take with him when he gets fired midseason.