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Before or after Brexit?

I am curious, after something like this does Lexus tell you fuck right off when you ask for the next press car?

I am insulted.

Honestly, good. I love anything that helps push the advancement of technology. It may cost a bit of money, but so did the space program in its hayday

This is gonna be a great pilot episode for my new show “Law and Order: Special Vehicles Unit.”

Oh, you beady-eyed little fuck. It’s not a shared video, we went out and tried a rare amphibious car on land and see to show you what it’s like. We shot this one ourselves. Skeffles, why do you have to be like this?

It’s not going to happen.

Corruption, sadly, is de rigueur in Mexico. (Or whatever the Spanish is for de rigueur.) Now the former governor of the state of Nuevo Leon will face trial over “improprieties” in the tax incentives his administration gave to Kia Motors for a local plant

This car seriously had all the makings of a Nissan 370Z, Ford Mustang and Chevrolet Camaro, Infiniti G37, etc competitor. If you only look at the spec sheet, this car had everything it needed... but...

You’re coming to my house for Christmas. I don’t care if you have plans.

Good luck, Doug. You’re an awesome guy to work with. See you later!

Huh. Didn’t know you owned a Ferrari.

Adios Motherfucker.