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yea, Messi’s season has been taxing

They triple filter it to get Coors Light.

I always thought it would be awesome if Brandon Marshall were traded straight up for LeSean McCoy. Then I could imagine Brandon singing:

Adam Schefter:NFL::Pravda:Josef Stalin

I hope Bryce Harper sent Puig a box of his Make Baseball Fun Again hats.

Nice.

For some reason, I don’t think you’d like the cut of his jib, Mr. Hayes.

Coincidentally enough, Coach Bates’ nickname is “the board of education.”

“Who the fuck is this Mike Tomlin fella?”

Amateur.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

So...... NOT because she’s a house elf, then?

Hey now, Adam Johnson likes my joke.

Oh come now... off your high horse....

$115,000,000.00.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

Here I thought the Ravens were done with wife-beaters.

For me, Captain America: The Winter Soldier is number 1. That movie was perfect from beginning to end and has become the standard I hold all other superhero films too.