I interpreted it through the filter of “rich old man who is proximate to young black culture and doesn’t REALLY understand it”:

Imagine opiates instead of beer, and this is a good depiction of Irsay:

85% of this is drug dealing code. He figures at least one of his players has an oxy stash he can buy.

“14 point deficit” might also describe what years of opiate consumption has done to his I.Q.

I mean, yeah, but even with a suitcase full of pills in his car, you’d think he’d be able to demonstrate knowledge of some of the basic premeses of the sport

If it’s not obvious he does/did a LOT of drugs.