Can you imagine how hot she would look on her knees, mouth wide open, begging for creamy goodness? Geez I’m hard right now.

I would do nasty things to her. Just one night in the sack with Mr. Bo and she would not be the same. She would never be satisfied by another man. I will give her the greatest 2 minutes of her life.

Who died?

I have never done this, but I would simply make the chick get completely nude, while I just pull my willie out of my barn door. She lays on her back on the rough ground and gets all scratched up. Also in that picture, if you are plowing some chick against a tree, always grab her hair and jam her face into the bark. …

She should never had had her fat fucking feet on the dash. You can only do that if you are hot.

It’s going to be a long, drunk season.

I am driving from Phoenix, Shittyzona to San Antonio, Texas next week with my family, I guarantee I will make it there and back without incident. I love how this dipshit right away starts comparing them to NAZI’s. I love when she asks why she is being detained, right after the guys told her, and showed her the…

You were not singled out and “pulled over.” I invite this woman to drop to her knees and lick my balls. Living in shittyzona, I see these guys all the time, more in the southern part of the state, but I still see them. I have gone through dozens of checkpoints, here, Texas, California, and at the Mexican border. …

Is she like 60 years old? Geez. I’d probably still do her though.

She looks fat, but the real question is did he finish? I also love this quote, “We expect a certain level of behaviour and discipline. And that wasn’t it.”

Big deal. That is an average night for Hank. #teammrbo

You need to clip your finger nails.

I day-drank, (day-drunk, drinkeded?) the past two Saturdays and I gotta tell yah, not as fun as it used to be. I’m 30, so my body starts to shut down after about 3 hours of being out, but I was guilt tripped into staying out longer both times. Here’s the worst part about being day-drunk. No one outside of that bar…

That picture is so gross. It look like the final scene in a porno.

Who is Kathy Griffin?

She looks like she emits a foul and unpleasant odor.

He probably had to run to the bathroom before releasing a loose, fresh, dook in his shorts.

I bet that chick is wild in the sack.

Is this really that offensive? I mean really, if this offends you, it was only a matter of time until something offended you today. Lighten up. How is anyone hurt by this? Stop being so fucking sensitive. You don’t think Japanese people make fun of us “wide eyes?” I would bang every one of them, that would be…

Big Deal. I pretend to be Japanese all the time. It’s funny. #temmrbo