I think the key to really pleasing a woman orally is to have awesome buck teeth.

I did not listen to it, but I watched the entire video to get a glimpse of those tender cans, and I got nothing! Don’t ever post a story of Katy Perry without showing those jugs again. Here is a picture, now I have to go jack off.

Look at that tongue!

Serious? I can’t stand the 10 minutes it takes this guy to get to the ring. I pretend to be from Japan, and I can hardly understand what this gook is saying.

Does that thing still have a cock, or has it been lopped off? I’m curious, what does it look like down there? I mean its face isn’t very pretty. Do you think it shaves down there? I don’t like that its jacket is open and you can almost see boobs. If I were going to transform, I would totally get monster tits, I…

I just looked into my crystal ball and saw this headline from the future “Claire Lower dies alone.” 

No wonder he is 37 and still single. Look at his facetrash profile, what a dip shit. #teammrbo

I would suck a fart right out of her ass.

Good God this is a long story. I am far too lazy to read the whole thing. First thing, who is the chick in the picture at the top? I totally want to be lazy on top of her. Second, if you are a lazy piece of garbage, who cares? If you’re not hurting anyone who gives a shit?

I would walk right up to this thing and shake it until one falls out, like a candy bar.

Mr. Bo Rules!

Well we better drop everything and run down there to help out. It’s not like we have anything going on here.

You realize that dumb flag and all their plaques and symbols only have as power as you give it, don’t you? Just let them run around looking like a bunch of idiots. When I see someone driving around with that dumb flag on the back of their pickup truck (which is all the time in shithole Arizona) I only think of two…

She doesn’t look like she would be much fun in the sack. I can just see me, betwixt those legs chowing down on that beav, trying my best, and she would be texting. I would do her, I just don’t think I would enjoy it that much.

This is way too long for me to read, can I just see a full body shot of the sweet chocolate in that picture so I can jack off?

I have masturbated at least 100 time to the first lady. I want her to jam her pinky up my ass at the exact moment of climax. #teammrbo 

You know who already owns a bunch of these? Hank and Nick. They also wear diapers with them, shit their pants, and take turns cleaning each other. #teammrbo  

I hate the Yankees, am a dude, and I would totally toss his salad.

Oh my god! Who cares? If you were offended by this, it was only a matter of time until something offended you today.

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