No wonder he is 37 and still single. Look at his facetrash profile, what a dip shit. #teammrbo

I would suck a fart right out of her ass.

Good God this is a long story. I am far too lazy to read the whole thing. First thing, who is the chick in the picture at the top? I totally want to be lazy on top of her. Second, if you are a lazy piece of garbage, who cares? If you’re not hurting anyone who gives a shit?

I would walk right up to this thing and shake it until one falls out, like a candy bar.

Mr. Bo Rules!

Well we better drop everything and run down there to help out. It’s not like we have anything going on here.

You realize that dumb flag and all their plaques and symbols only have as power as you give it, don’t you? Just let them run around looking like a bunch of idiots. When I see someone driving around with that dumb flag on the back of their pickup truck (which is all the time in shithole Arizona) I only think of two…

She doesn’t look like she would be much fun in the sack. I can just see me, betwixt those legs chowing down on that beav, trying my best, and she would be texting. I would do her, I just don’t think I would enjoy it that much.

This is way too long for me to read, can I just see a full body shot of the sweet chocolate in that picture so I can jack off?

I have masturbated at least 100 time to the first lady. I want her to jam her pinky up my ass at the exact moment of climax. #teammrbo 

You know who already owns a bunch of these? Hank and Nick. They also wear diapers with them, shit their pants, and take turns cleaning each other. #teammrbo  

I hate the Yankees, am a dude, and I would totally toss his salad.

Oh my god! Who cares? If you were offended by this, it was only a matter of time until something offended you today.

I just came

I’m sure that sicko Hank Algar is going to jack off looking at these pictures. Any picture of T Cruise is like porn for Hank. #teammrbo

A sharks skin is only smooth if you stroke it front to back, other wise it feels like sandpaper on your cock, everyone knows that. I learned the hard way. #teammrbo

This “stealthing” is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. Why would you ever want to take the chance of knocking up some broad? This is why I always wear a condom, until the moment of climax. Then I pull out, throw the condom at the wall, and finish all over her face. Then I sit back and watch to make sure she…

I once hooked up with a seemingly nice gay couple I met at a club, and one of them did this to me. I was so upset I just left without saying anything. Then after a couple hours, I went back, climbed up to the second floor balcony of their hotel room, opened their sliding door and woke them up.

I’m sure waking up to see…

These were supposed to be out October 2016. They will never be produced.

The only thing I know about Goop, is chicks love it all over their face. Thick, warm, loads of Goop.