More often than not, when I fart in my car, I refuse to open the windows. When I am alone.
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I might flick boogers, but I never shit in a urinal. Unless you are talking about the urinal that is in a port-o-let. I love dropping a dook in there and then standing watch as some drunk chick singing “Pour some sugar on me” goes in there at Summerfest. I’m not saying I did it at Summerfest, or State Fair or…
The booger flicker and the person who took a dump in the urinal are actually the same person. Mr. Bo
On a serious note, don’t do stuff like this. I’m sure that dude will now say he was assaulted. When you see someone waving that flag around, simply walk up to them and congratulate them on their second place finish in the Civil War.
I would finish right on that news bitches face and tits
Who is the chick in the black skirt. I would punish that vag.
I’m getting one. My ass constantly stinks. I can’t even imagine what it must be like for those nursing students to be down there while they are giving me a lap dance. I wipe, but I just know there is residue down there.
I’m getting one. My ass constantly stinks. I can’t even imagine what it must be like for those nursing students to…
Exactly. The ideal of unions is fucking great. But Unions have become companies themselves, only concerned with numbers (though, obviously their strategies are not effective).
Someone tell this dumb broad to shut up and go clean my shirts.
I can’t wait for the Mark Wahlberg film.
On inauguration day in DC, the souvenir business was slow. I asked a vendor wearing a huge Bob Marley hoodie while…
On the eve of the Women’s March in Washington, a group of female athletes gathered together at a tiny Mexican bar…
His stupid HBO TV show also ebbed when after 5 minutes HBO viewers realized there was no violence or nudity and everyone turned it off.
Nobody has time to go to Raiders games in Las Vegas they are spending all their time and money in the jackoff booths at Showgirls.