“Is it Scarpiello or Scallopini? Which is it? Monz, I want the one with the sausage. Wait a second. Monz, remember we went to that place? Remember the pasta with the sausage? Was that Scarpiello? In Astoria. It was bolognese? It wasn’t sausage? Ok. I’ll have the fish.”

So you’re the guy listening to this tripe. 

Hilarious.

His arm was on the wall, so he was over the wall. What should the front row fans do, hold their hands up in the air and take it in the gut? NOT catch a clear HR because a player is going to dive in the stands?

Not much.

It’s crazy how quickly he was able to find a guy who looks that much like Raheem Sterling to shoot this fake video to exonerate himself.

This is serial killer behavior 

A funny angle Tyrone?  When you reverse, things come from behind you!

An aggro fan of one team using domestic violence as a way to trash talk an opposing team is shitty. And going out of your way to stand up for a dude accused of domestic violence is also shitty.

If he’s looking for an expert witness on top-tier dog semen, it’s worth reaching out to Gisele Bundchen

You should’ve led with that boss.

You gotta out the ball over the white part of the plate

I am so fucking sick of this disingenuous finger wagging bullshit every fucking day on this site. Everyone here voted for Hillary in the general election. Go to a union hall in Kenosha and say that to a group of laid off iron workers if you want to shame someone. I hope you get curb stomped for all your brave work you…

Look, honest question: Do you think that 4chan and 8ch trolls prefer that you ignore their memes, or write 1000-word think pieces on them?

What I hate most about the Yankees is that Michael Kay is only 57 years old. 

About guys who skate on credible sexual abuse allegations? Pretty much.

I’m not sure if it’s been Eddie Goldman the entire time, but Deadspin has touted DAZN as a panacea for fight sports, when it represents a HUGE step back for me.

[booing myself for making a comment about wrestling]

I’m genuinely floored she never wound up in Scientology (until her checks started bouncing).

The factory is much easier to find than a competent restoration shop