Of course it wasn’t just pulled from your phone, idiot.

Almost the exact same shooting percentage this year as in his MVP year, 1 point difference. He’s puting up fewer shots this year and thus, fewer points, because he has Paul George, obviously. He’s still the same terrible player...

That was his entire MVP season also, but casual NBA fans never took notice because the triple double is way over-rated. The year he won MVP he had a 42.5 FG%, guess where it is right now? 41.5%. He’s always been a stat padding chucker and cancer to his team, but for some reason the media and know nothing…

Yes, clearly. 

OR... A lot of teams don’t like either of them personally, don’t think they would fit well in their clubhouse and don’t want either of them as the face of their franchise. That’s also a possibility. They are both extremely unlikeable, on and off the field. One has never gotten to first base at faster than a jogging…

Made it to the Western Conference Finals two of the past four years with Harden averaging 27 a game.  What are you talking about? 

Making it to the Western Conference Finals isn’t a failure. Rockets fans are incredibly lucky, they’ve had winning basketball, damn near every year, for almost thirty years now.  Not sure what you're taking about. 

What kind of fan of any team, in any sport, isn’t “solely worried about W’s”? I’ll tell you... A fan whose team has never won shit and is never really in the running. You keep enjoying that “beautiful” basketball that the Nuggets or the Bucks or whatever shitty team you root for plays, while Rockets fans enjoy watching…

Yes, because nothing says, “WE’RE BACK”, like your keeper having to stand on his and make 11 saves in one half, while your team basically gets played off the pitch. Other than Tottenham, who were extremely unlucky not to win that game 6-0, United have played nothing but tomato cans since Ole took over. Maybe don’t…

Still can’t get over the fact that Billy referred to an assistant referee as a “line judge” the other day. That would be akin to someone writing an article about a baseball game and saying “the referee behind the plate”.  Such an embarrassment... 

No, but it IS fun! 

And maybe if more people were like the president we wouldn’t have drug/alcohol addicts and people dying from smoking cigarettes. See how stupid that sounds? Stick to sports!

I get that he finally wants to have sex now but I see right through this, she’s just a very beautiful beard. I think Tebow is playing a little fast and loose with the whole “no sex until marriage” thing. It’s the person you’re marrying you can have sex with, not your secret boyfriend, Tim...

Not really, Rockets were without two of their top four players, played like shit and still kept it close. This is a blowout going the other way if the Rockets are healthy but you know, narratives. Harden had 42 points on 30 shots, Bucks didn’t stop shit, but when he’s the only one on the floor that can consistently…

Just because you didn't understand it doesn't mean the rest of us didn't either. 

Hmmmm...  The language and syntax used in that apology doesn't track at all with the rest of his tweets or the way he speaks in interviews. 

How could this article possibly be written without mentioning gluten a single time? 

You don't remember correctly...  Sharper had already been accused of multiple rapes when being considered for induction, it's right up there in the tweet. 

For whatever reason, political assassination is extremely common in London and the UK in general.  It's mostly been Russians as of late but it's been happening quite a bit lately.  I don't think Kanter would be in any danger though, if Turkey wanted him dead, they would've done it when they had the chance in Romania…

Not that there isn’t SOME risk and it’s an all around shitty situation but, I think he's being just a little dramatic here. If they wanted to kill him, they could’ve done that in Romania. No way they would do it on such a high profile trip with millions of people watching. The political fallout alone would be…