This isn’t true at all. There are two affidavits from people who claim to have been there and it’s the two guys that claim to be the actual perpetrators of the assault. 

Yeah, I wonder if she realizes that she told the whole world she has more than one std. 

Hell, Sale has never even proven to be a capable playoff pitcher, period. He got destroyed by the Astros in last years ALDS and until proven otherwise, he shouldn’t even be mentioned in the same sentence as playoff Verlander and Kluber.

It's called a "vice captain".  "Second captain", HA! 

Doesn’t make this any less than the great idea that it is.

Train to beat people up none the less...

Are you fucking stupid or what?  That was clearly a Kavanaugh joke. 

Eh, still not as impressive as Verlander’s season in the American League. He’s at 280 strikeouts and if he had been able to face as many pitchers as Scherzer did, he’d be well over 300 by now.

You could ask him not to do stupid shit like that on open public roads, how bout that? Oh, good for him, he looked both ways before doing something fucking dangerously stupid on an open public road, what more could we possibly ask of the guy?! Dipshit.

+1 Boateng

This is crazy.  I've lived in Texas my entire life and I can only think of one time that I've actually seen someone being racially abused in public.  Years and years ago at a high school party, some ass hat called my cousin the "N" word and he was dealt with quickly.  Other than that, I honestly can't remember ever…

And here I was thinking that incest was sequestered to the south of the Mason-Dixon line and England.  Who knew? 

“substantial assistance”

Even more of a clown show are those "braille" jerseys, which even a blind person wouldn't be able to read. 

How is this 30 year old accusation credible in the least? Because you don’t agree with his stance on every issue? Does the fact that his mother ruled against her parents, who lost their house, in a home foreclosure case 20 years ago at least make you think something MIGHT be a little fishy about this, or nah?

It’s also not like her parents lost their house 20 some odd years ago because the mother of the person she is now accusing was the judge that ruled against them in a foreclosure hearing....  Oh wait, that did actually happen, no possible way this is revenge, huh? 

You left out the part where the woman's parents were ruled against in a home foreclosure case by the mother of the person that she is accusing.  That's a pretty important detail to just be glossing over, don't you think?  Revenge is a pretty powerful motivator and what better time to seek it than right before a guy is…

Christine Blasey Ford’s parents were ruled against in a foreclosure case by Kavanaugh's mom, who was also a judge, in the mid nineties.  It's pretty obvious what's going on here and won't be doing the #MeeToo campaign any favors when it's all said and done with.  This also seems like a pretty important fact to just…

That’s not how jokes, even dad jokes.  It doesn't work as a pun if the "joke" has to be explained beforehand and doesn't even riff off of the article at hand.  You suck at this. 

That’s what whistles are for.