All I see here are a ton of people who have obviously never been laid or been in the position to have a one night stand.  Most of these suggestions on how he should've "initiated" sex are ridiculous and don't actually happen in the real world.  

Going after guys for doing nothing more than putting on a bad date, #HeToo

Funny, I always thought it was a clever reference to buying heroin! 

I wouldn't be at all surprised if Ohtani goes on to crush baseballs at a decent clip for the next ten years, but this is the definition of small sample size... 

It was a panic appointment, plain and simple.

Not true. Players can still transfer in to English clubs until the end of August, but it has to be on a free. Teams can also still apply for an emergency loan, like City might have to do after Bravo ruptured his achilles. Obviously, none of this really matters in Pogba’s case though because United won’t be finding a…

Not Likely, seeing as how South Korea didn’t make to the knockout round.

“Okay, so I’m going to take it straight to race.”

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This checks out with the “We’re all just one big boardgame to God” theory...

They’re not married, you fucking moron.

You’re being extremely disingenuous here, it’s no wonder most people here think Trump is a raving lunatic Nazi. “Hey, anyone know what Trump said today?”. “Yeah, the usual shit, he said ‘Heil Hitler, Jew Jew Jew, I love Russia!”. You didn’t even try to semi accurately relay what he said.

What’s backroom casting couch?

Haven’t you heard? Yelp has been helping Comet Ping Pong Pizza get away with child molestation for a while now.

No it doesn’t, that’s almost exactly what it means...

Why would Cuban have a problem with this? He’s good friends with Steve Bannon, who probably believes all of this stuff too. See, here they are in DC a couple weeks ago discussing #pizzagate and stuff.

You might want read up on this story somewhere other than Deadspin if you truly want to “get this straight”. That “witness statement” at the end was proven false yesterday, among other things. Not saying the guy should be in the clear because something isn’t right, but even when this article was written they KNEW…

“Welcome to Trumpistan”? The man isn’t even president yet. Why are you acting like things like this just started happening? Why aren’t you blaming Obama for doing absolutely NOTHING to strengthen race relations over the past eight years? As a matter of fact, there’s a very good argument to be made that they’ve only…