Nice to know Al Pacino is still able to find work.

Great. Another African-American quarterback that won’t be standing during the national anthem.

Stop playing the fucking anthem before every goddamn sporting event. They play it before my kids hs soccer games.

San Diego -Asked restaurant host: “God, did you hear about Sports Illustrated ?”

Listen, I’m just glad you overcame your stroke and can use a keyboard again. I’m sure your tastebuds will come back eventually.

I’ll give them 7 days, tops.

I’ll just lift up my leg and wipe the rim off with my sock, then go about my business as if nothing happened.

A history of oral with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend:

What a kerfuffle! Christopher Reeve probably has someone helping him turn over in his grave...

Moisturizer must also be effective my penis hasn’t aged in years

Ima just put this out there: fuck those guys that got their grandmother’s ring, or any other dead relative’s ring. They cheated the system.

“I didn’t put it in front of winning, but I think we all have things that we have to do. There has to be a line somewhere, and that’s what ended up happening.”

Dear Matt from upstate ny. If you like the color blue, pain and suffering there is a team in buffalo you might be interested in.

“Mr. Trump, are you playing Pokemon Go?”

this is rare and valuable footage of the Bay of Pig invasion.

When Carmelo thinks theres been too many shots taken, its about time we make some changes.

What I’ve gathered from these posts is that I should never pay full price for a portable phone charger.

What I’ve gathered from these posts is that I should never pay full price for a portable phone charger.

I know, the Sixers have 3 picks this year.

Happy Shitting.

Adam LaRoche would like to have a word with you.