Frozen was however the best X-Men origin story

Tangled >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(inhale)>>>>>>>>>>>>Frozen.

See? I told you this internet thing was no good!

I think one of the overlooked, low-key BEST things about superhero movies being released VOD: I can fast-forward the credits for the two credits scenes and don’t have to sit in the theater an extra ten minutes after a three hour movie that played after 25 minutes of ads and trailers.

HI, I’m a 13 year old boy* and I just want to point out that Snyder makes movie for adults*, like me*. Not children*.

As a fan of horror films, I subjected myself to Human Centipede. In a mythology class in college I learned about ouroboros. I met Jim Rose once and was introduced to many amazing contortionists. But I think it would take an advanced knowledge of time-space I don’t possess to explain exactly how far up his own ass Zack…

The answer to that is that the fanboys are excited to see what the Justice League film will be if it’s tonally consistent. I’ll admit that he is good at executing his vision, but it’s uniformly disgusting- 300 is about glamorizing a bunch of reactionaries defending their own empire of pedophilia and enslavement, Watchm…

“What exactly do we think is going to be different than the boring adaptation that we got?”

I think you’re overlooking the existence of Chris Christie...

*ahem* Christopher Lee.

This whole “best/worst Chris” thing is even dumber than “is a hot dog a sandwich?”.

Why does Hemsworth, the largest Chris, not simply eat the others?

I’m 100% behind this idea, provided Disney ditches the CGI, and instead uses the costumed Stitch in the header image. Actually, if they could commit entirely to the costumed medium, and have even the human characters played by people in elaborate fursuit style costumes of humans, I think we can all agree that no pandem…

Yes, I think we've cracked the case. 

My wingnuts-in-law wouldn’t let one of their kids go to Europe after watching the first Taken movie.

“Nielsen said subscribers watched more than 676 million minutes of the series within its first week of release.”

Emily in Paris 2: She Back in Chicago

High Noon in space. What’s not to love?

Also maybe they should actually get the rights to use the artist’s music before they start filming.

Most musician biopics are basically just Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story only played entirely straight.