My strongest connection to him is as Indiana Jones’ dad (his Bond was a bit before my time as a kid). I thought he was great, but I hadn’t grasped what a big deal that would be for everyone. He was, in fact, perfect.

if that is not the motto of 2020, i do not know what is...

“Q-Zones”? Hmmm, that must be a non-intentional use of that particular controversial letter, right? I mean there’s no way that Michael Bay, of all people, would include a racist, wacko, right-wing dog whistle in one if his movies, right?

They picked 23 because this movie will be canon in Jim Carrey’s Number 23niverse.

Turns out a symptom of this new version of the virus is slow motion explosions.

Pfister?

Yeah dude, this waking nightmare of a year isn’t over by a long shot.

If it did turn out to be fine, it would Snyder’s greatest movie.

I’m totally on board for this one.

Was it the photo of the puppy that did it? It was, wasn’t it? There are no puppies in this story but we’ll 

my fave was how people tried to ‘cancel’ this poor guy for singing along to a migos song (he said the n word while singing along) and then the comments were stuff like ‘yes, i’d expect that kind of racism from a dirty mexican!’.

Every day we continue to talk about the Longboarding Cranberry Dreams Guy, the closer we come to an inevitable milkshake duck where someone uncovers he bragged about fucking a dog on reddit in 2011 or something, and I really want us to stop before it comes to that.

Since I’m old, I have no idea what the TikToks CranberryDreams thing is, and I thought/hoped the same thing.

OOOOoohhhh, I thought Nicks was singing The Cranberries’ “Dreams,” and was intrigued because her vocal style is nothing like Dolores O’Riordan’s.

As a man who was born after this movie came out, I always had this idea that this movie was frivolous, dated “80's movie” but I saw it recently and was pretty blown away by it. The lover-boy scene is one of the rare iconic film scenes that have been parodied and referenced to death but still works in the movie. (I…

We look for things that Make Us Great Again.

Ok great, so the POTUS can order people to attack other US citizens exercising their constitutional rights on Twitter, but I can’t tweet a simple “Mazel tov!” at the news that Trump caught the bug.

(Which would entail, what, starting a GoFundMe to make sure the virus has all the resources it needs to do what it’s going to do?)