You’re sort of glossing over the fact that someone chose Tom DeLonge as their “celebrity hero” in the first place.

I don’t mind that “Freddie Mercury as a claymation grandpa” cake. The Lupita Nyong’o cake just might be a hate crime.

Hidden Illuminati message at 3 hours in, says the great awakening is happening this Monday at participating Safeway stores. 

Zack Snyder did the same thing, only his is called Zack Snyder’s Justice League.

The situation’s super more nuanced than that.

Aw, there goes the dream of having a Siede When Romance Met Comedy / Breihan Age of Heroes team-up for the film!

If they’ve got black writers, which they really should.

I’m all for it, but unless they also change out the writers for people who don’t think that an Undercover Boss parody in 2020 is a good idea for a season premiere, will anybody actually hear Nu-Carl’s voice in the first place?

What debates? There’s not going to be any debating - Trump is literally incapable of even pantomiming the act.

The “debates” will be Joe Biden perform the lead roll in A Return To The Centrist Status Quo Statesman while Trump froths like a mad dog. It will generate a lot of buzzy headlines, Trump will say at least a…

So, the fact they're doing reshoots really does confirm that the claims The Snyder Cut existed in a complete form all this time were just absolutely lies, hey.

BuT ThE SnYdEr CuT iS a ReAl ThInG tHaT tOtTaLlY eXiStEd AlReAdY tHaT tHeY jUsT nEeD tO rElEaSe.

They sure are throwing a lot more time and money at something that, objectively, not many people are going to watch. I'm starting to think that the entertainment industry might not be run by the most competent people.

They’re conservatively already spending the entire cost of a whole new mid-budget comedy to release a four-hour version of a film no liked the first time. That’s nuts. And remember, they’re sinking this into the “vision” of a guy who, with two of the most recognizable superhero properties in history, managed to get…

This is the part where someone says “Mah Man!” right?

Momoa reiterated his support for Fisher, saying the young actor was “MAH MAN!” He followed this by letting out a long “WOOOOOH!” and then throwing an axe at something.

I’m trying to think of other movies where this treatment would have been great. Lynch’s Dune springs to mind first.

I didn’t like the original 20th Century, it was really rough around 39-45 minute mark.

The fact that I am the first on the AVClub to make this joke means I am disappointed in you all

Man I can’t believe I spent $28 on a car wash when I could have bought Quibi instead.